Car Park Maze

Hey everyone, Joshua here.

I’m coming to you live from a bit of a predicament. I’m simultaneously lost and stuck, and I don’t know what to do about it.

This car park is a maze. Like seriously, I’m lost. 

I’m writing this post after my fifth attempt at finding the exit. I’ve parked next to a wall and once I finish telling all my loyal follows about my situation, I’m gonna Google my way out of here. I’ll share my location too in case someone is nearby, or knows the area and can direct me out of here.

This whole experience is a bit surreal. I’ve almost spent more time in this car park than I spent shopping. I just keep driving in circles. Up and down the ramps, hoping that the next level will hold the exit that I’m looking for. Seriously, how hard can it be to put a decent sign up? You all know that I’m a fairly competent person. I’m not the type of person to get lost in a car park, and yet, here I am. 

I wonder if whoever was involved in this car parking design, designed it just to confuse people. That seems so unlikely though. The design would’ve been double and triple checked. Maybe someone’s stolen the sign? Maybe I’m in one of those parallel universes where all the stairs lead to each other and I’m stuck in a constant loop for the rest of my life. 

Wow this experience is making me crazy. If I’m not out of here in the next twenty minutes I’m contacting a traffic engineer consultant. Melbourne will never be the same if I don’t get out of here. Everyone needs my positivity and good banter to get them through the day… well I know you guys do at least.