Ghost Repairs

It’s been pretty hard to get repairs ever since we were turned into ghosts. Ghost Cow reckons we should find a Ghost repair shop, but I keep telling him those don’t exist. He’s a stubborn old fool, but our trio wouldn’t be the same without him. He’s got a great sense of humour and loves …

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Boating Joys

I think I would like to work with boats. I’ve been considering a career change lately, as I’m not exactly happy waiting tables and dealing with rich people who think I deserve $15 an hour. I’ve always had a fascination with boats, ever since my dad brought one home. My sister and I used to …

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Coolest of Pleasures

When I’m driving in my car, I like to have the air conditioner on and the windows down. It makes it feel more exciting, the air blowing on my face and past my ears, as I fly down the freeway at a hundred km/s per hour. Some people say it’s a waste, that there’s no …

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Drag Race Dangers

I’ve procrastinated on this for a while, but since I was known as the Skeleton Smasher back in my home realm, I suppose I should be doing something about that skeleton problem now plaguing Melbourne. I bet one of my wayward brethren cast a spell they had no control over, and now there’s a merry …

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Gingerbread Master

Why am I always taking on ridiculous tasks that aren’t my responsibility? I really need to stop that. This time, it’s curating an exhibition of gingerbread from around the world for the local bowls club’s annual Christmas fundraiser. Marge had the idea, and I foolishly put up hand to execute it, not realising that it …

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